UCM Cat Crush

Snap a secret pic of your Cat Crush....in class, on the bus, in the lantern or wherever....and send it to UCMCatCrush@gmail.com (all submissions will remain confidential)
Thunder Cat Thighs!!! The swoon-o-meter is off the charts on this retro raver crush. This hunka chunka tantalizing tanned man goodness gives a whole new meaning to the term thunder thighs. And may we be so bold as to inquire, who among you wears short shorts? Clearly, hotties with [what we hope is] junk in the trunk wear short shorts.

Thunder Cat Thighs!!!

The swoon-o-meter is off the charts on this retro raver crush. This hunka chunka tantalizing tanned man goodness gives a whole new meaning to the term thunder thighs. And may we be so bold as to inquire, who among you wears short shorts? Clearly, hotties with [what we hope is] junk in the trunk wear short shorts.

Mr. Swagger Mc’HotpantsWell well well, if it isn’t the it boy himself.  We had heard about this caramel nugget and his boyish charms, but now we are truly believers. Hail to Mc’Hotpants and his caramel luster! I want to say that it was his smile that charmed us into a frenzy, but he isn’t even smiling. In fact, I’m not sure what to call that odd facial expression but when you can make that face and still get me to swoon….you know your hot and senior Mc’Hotpants, we know you know your hot ;) and we like it*swoon*(long live Mc’Hotpants!)

Mr. Swagger Mc’Hotpants

Well well well, if it isn’t the it boy himself.  We had heard about this caramel nugget and his boyish charms, but now we are truly believers. Hail to Mc’Hotpants and his caramel luster! I want to say that it was his smile that charmed us into a frenzy, but he isn’t even smiling. In fact, I’m not sure what to call that odd facial expression but when you can make that face and still get me to swoon….you know your hot and senior Mc’Hotpants, we know you know your hot ;) and we like it

*swoon*


(long live Mc’Hotpants!)

Sleeping Beauties or 4 Dwarfs?These four virile and energetic gentlemen just ooze sex appeal. I am mesmerized by their ability to use their hand to support their heavy heads as they slumber during what will clearly be the education they will use to become millionaire financiers.  One of these straight A students has even adapted to sleeping without the support of his arm. Simply……astonishing. So astonishing in fact, that I too am drifting into a slumber…….do wake me when there are more submissions…..zzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz

Sleeping Beauties or 4 Dwarfs?

These four virile and energetic gentlemen just ooze sex appeal. I am mesmerized by their ability to use their hand to support their heavy heads as they slumber during what will clearly be the education they will use to become millionaire financiers.  One of these straight A students has even adapted to sleeping without the support of his arm. Simply……astonishing. So astonishing in fact, that I too am drifting into a slumber…….do wake me when there are more submissions…..zzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz

New Cat Crushes Coming Soon!

Spring is coming, the flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping and love is wafting in the air!!! Ok, fine we are in Merced…so the cold is continuous, the sun is hiding and cow poop is wafting in the air!! Either way, a new semester is upon us and that means one thing….more Cat Crush posts!!!!

We have had a bunch of submissions over the break and will be posting them when Spring Semester begins!

BTW…we have had over 10,000 hits! and have 107 followers!! Thank you guys for all your support and don’t forget to keep those camera phones handy ;) you never know when your Cat Crush is near!

Gucci Model or Lumberjack? Yes, I’d like the super sexy sized wonder bread, with blue flannel and hipster bracelet. Can I get that for here? I’d like to show off this vanilla dream. Does that come with a personality?….never mind, I’ll take this one anyway it comes. Who is this lone, mysterious stud muffin and why is he not on the cover of GQ? Ladies and gentlemen, this is our new favorite Cat Crush…we dare you to find someone hotter….

Gucci Model or Lumberjack?

Yes, I’d like the super sexy sized wonder bread, with blue flannel and hipster bracelet. Can I get that for here? I’d like to show off this vanilla dream. Does that come with a personality?….never mind, I’ll take this one anyway it comes. Who is this lone, mysterious stud muffin and why is he not on the cover of GQ? Ladies and gentlemen, this is our new favorite Cat Crush…we dare you to find someone hotter….

Harry Potter, Kevin James (from King of Queens) and Mr. Schuester Three celebrity guh-dunk-uh-dunks in one submission? What more could you ask for?? I can just hear their conversation now… Muscly Mr. Schuester complaining about how his hair is too perfectly curly like a Greek god….Hairy Potter turning back and trying to fix it with a swish of his sexy arms, “reparo!” and Kevin James saying whatever it is that he says on that show no one really watches…I’m a huge fan of spectating at any sporting event, even watching these three tan-less stud muffins compete in a thrilling race of competitive walking. I would love to have been there to grab Mr. Schuester’s pinkish guns, let go and watch as my red hand print slowly turned back into pink…..

Harry Potter, Kevin James (from King of Queens) and Mr. Schuester

Three celebrity guh-dunk-uh-dunks in one submission? What more could you ask for?? I can just hear their conversation now… Muscly Mr. Schuester complaining about how his hair is too perfectly curly like a Greek god….Hairy Potter turning back and trying to fix it with a swish of his sexy arms, “reparo!” and Kevin James saying whatever it is that he says on that show no one really watches…I’m a huge fan of spectating at any sporting event, even watching these three tan-less stud muffins compete in a thrilling race of competitive walking. I would love to have been there to grab Mr. Schuester’s pinkish guns, let go and watch as my red hand print slowly turned back into pink…..

Take a dip into this tasty hummus We could all use a break from the finals madness, so let your eyes go on a quick vacation to the seductive middle east with this submission. This sharply dressed, scruffy frat boy makes me want to take a magic carpet ride. Wonder what it would take to get him in my harem. I’m sure one of you guys must know this hot shish kabob….I challenge you to put this on his page and see if he responds! …until next time, good luck on your finals! and dont forget to take nice long breaks where you walk around campus and take pictures of hotties for me to post ;)

Take a dip into this tasty hummus

We could all use a break from the finals madness, so let your eyes go on a quick vacation to the seductive middle east with this submission. This sharply dressed, scruffy frat boy makes me want to take a magic carpet ride. Wonder what it would take to get him in my harem. I’m sure one of you guys must know this hot shish kabob….I challenge you to put this on his page and see if he responds!

…until next time, good luck on your finals! and dont forget to take nice long breaks where you walk around campus and take pictures of hotties for me to post ;)

First Submission: An Asian Persuasion Our first submission comes from “FanOfEV” who sent this interesting picture copied from Facebook. FanOfEv claims that this boy is “so hot and hella smart” and even though he is only wearing one glove and he seems to have smelled an odor that he is not too fond of, I have to agree that I wouldn’t mind dipping into this sweet and sour sauce. Asian fusion anyone? Side note: Lets try to keep these pics original….no more copy paste jobs people.                  & spread the word, FB, Twitter…blah blah blah

First Submission: An Asian Persuasion

Our first submission comes from “FanOfEV” who sent this interesting picture copied from Facebook. FanOfEv claims that this boy is “so hot and hella smart” and even though he is only wearing one glove and he seems to have smelled an odor that he is not too fond of, I have to agree that I wouldn’t mind dipping into this sweet and sour sauce. Asian fusion anyone?

Side note: Lets try to keep these pics original….no more copy paste jobs people.
                 & spread the word, FB, Twitter…blah blah blah

This picture looks like it was taken on Motorola Razor, but HD or not, this guy is a certified hottie. Not to mention the fact that he appears to be studying….brains and looks? I wonder if he can tutor me in advanced physiology…. Snap a secret pic of your Cat Crush….in class, on the bus, in the lantern or wherever….and send it to UCMCatCrush@gmail.com (all submissions will remain confidential)

This picture looks like it was taken on Motorola Razor, but HD or not, this guy is a certified hottie. Not to mention the fact that he appears to be studying….brains and looks? I wonder if he can tutor me in advanced physiology….
Snap a secret pic of your Cat Crush….in class, on the bus, in the lantern or wherever….and send it to UCMCatCrush@gmail.com (all submissions will remain confidential)